Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The 2012 Obama Presidential Campaign...

...is very easy to figure out.  We don't need any political analysts or party hacks to tell us anything that President Obama will say to get himself re-elected.  Why?  Because Lattanzi Land has become privy to a super secret memo passed from the top advisers through internal DNC servers and given to the White House for their consumption.

From: Axelrod and Plouffe
To: Barry
CC: Carney, Jarrett, and Michelle O.

Mr. President, with the election coming up in six months, we have decided that the best course of action to ensure that we get the, uh, flexibility you told Medvedev you'd have next year is the following:

Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden

Tax the rich!

Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden

Mormons are weird!

Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden

It's Bush's fault!

Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden

Mitt Romney is rich and therefore untrustworthy!

Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden

Let us know what you think.

~ David and David

Turning serious for a second, the question, of course, is: why is this?  I guess the answer ultimately is...

Would you want to run on this?

Or this?

Or this?

Or this?

Or this?

And this?

What about this?

Or how about this?

Maybe this too?

Given that track record, I guess all he has left is to trot out the now fish-eaten corpse (is that the right word, Mr. President?) of Osama Bin Laden, and play into religious bigotry and hope people vote for him based on their repeated violation of the Tenth Commandment.  

UPDATE: If you don't have the time to click all the links, or are too lazy to do so - here is a cheat sheet...

1) Failed Stimulus Package of 2009
2) Health Care "Reform"
3) Failure to close Guantanamo Bay
4) Failed green energy companies (i.e. Solyndra)
5) Assassinations and indefinite detentions of U.S. Citizens without warrants or charges
6) Five TRILLION dollars of new debt in three years
7) Jeremiah Wright - if they are going to bring up Mormonism as a campaign tactic, then this is wide open
8) "Under my plan, energy prices will necessarily skyrocket" - self-explanatory
9) Rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline

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