Friday, December 4, 2009

Solving a Mystery

The question is - when Grandma got run over by the reindeer coming home from our house Christmas eve...did she die?

I say yes...the wife says no - on the basis of the silly cartoon of the same name as the famous song.

It is plainly obvious that Grandma is killed after being in a drunken stupor due to spiked eggnog. It speaks of a crime scene, the family being 'dressed in black', how well Grandpa was taking all of this, and how they speak if Grandma in the *past* tense when mentioning her wig and the candles.

Despite all of this evidence - the missus absolutely refuses to acknowledge what is plainly obvious - when Grandma got run over by a reindeer, she f*cking DIED! We need to convince her!

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