Friday, March 27, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/27/15

It's been a fairly eventful week in many ways. Thankfully it is coming to an end. Here are some stories going into the weekend. -- J.L.


I can't even fathom the evil this required. Yes, the man may have been mentally ill, but there is intent and execution in this action. It wasn't a "snapping," it was evil. May God have mercy on his soul, and all of those who perished in this horrific fashion.


A tragic accident (as far as we know) in the East Village has injured many and destroyed the homes and business of many more. Hopefully those people can put their lives together after this event, just as the families of the victims in the plane crash hopefully can do the same.


Read the link. You'll understand. I didn't want to call her a "woman" either, because that might be sexist.

Or a lie.


There is so much that is wrong with the whole idea of allowing for Iran to inevitably have a nuclear weapon. Allow me to rephrase that, allowing for an apocalyptic-minded, extremist, and largest state sponsor of terrorism Iran to have nuclear capabilities. This comes back to one of two possibilities: incompetence or malice. I don't think it is the former, since incompetent people don't release the nuclear secrets of an allegedly close ally. I do think Israel has something up its sleeve, but it won't be anything conventional, or even war-like.

I find it amusing (in a sick and twisted way) that one of the campaign promises of 2008 was since America's standing in the world had been so damaged by the "go-it-alone" mentality of the cowboy from Texas, we needed to elect Obama to heal the rifts with the rest of the world. In the meantime, allies are being threatened and snubbed by the president merely for saying "slow down" in negotiating with terrorists Iran. Stay tuned...


Bowe Bergdahl is a deserter. Deserters deserve to go to jail for the rest of their miserable existence, or be placed on a scaffolding with a rope around their necks. At least that's the way it used to be. Now, deserters get press conferences in the Rose Garden with the President of the United States while said president's minions go on TV and lie with a straight face about how they "served with honor and distinction." I'm glad the Army got the stones and resisted the political pressure and charged Bergdahl with his (obvious) crimes.

And never mind the five Taliban generals that were released to get this deserter back to the United States. With friends like this, who needs enemies?


Harry Reid is going to retire before the next election. This is disappointing in some ways, because who else will go and strip away the dignity of the Senate in order to attack private citizens (I'm looking at you, Dick Durbin)? I'm still convinced that Reid's injuries had nothing to do with an "exercise belt." That was as plausible as Jeff Kent breaking his wrist "washing his truck" or Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina "hiking the Appalachian Trail." I expect the seat to flip now, but the Republicans had made snatching defeat from the jaws of victory into an artform, so who knows?


It is weird to see everything (and I mean everything) portrayed in terms of war/battles. We have wars on poverty, drugs, terrorism, and now...SUPERBUGS! Deadlines are double-edged swords: they motivate to get something done, but they also box in the ones who set the deadline. Since germs are ever evolving, this "Five-Year Plan" is almost doomed to fail from the start. It's a classic version of the "Politician's Fallacy,"since not much else is working, the administration needs to be seen as doing something


I remember my lunches when I was in elementary school - I had a sandwich (always on a roll or a bagel; I never had white or sliced bread), and some kind of sweet snack (whether a Little Debbie cake or a Fruit Roll-Up), as well as a sugary drink (such as a Ssips juice box or a Little Hug). Not ONCE did I need written permission to consume those.

Well, to partake of an Oreo that is used to demonstrate plate tectonics, a student needs a permission slip signed by his parents that says he has the authority to "sample" the Oreo (you know, because they only get a crumb or something).

This. Is. Insane.

If this is about health concerns (i.e. diabetes or allergies), the school should already know about them. In part, I blame the litigious society in which we live. People are more afraid of being sued than anything else. This was nothing more than a CYA moment, which has become a cyclical habit between generations. We are a fearful society that has lost both common sense and a sense of self-reliance. Of course, the State is all too willing to enable this loss of common sense and self-reliance. The lack of both means a greater reliance on...the State. Permission slips like this are demonstrations of that shift in microcosm.


In Wednesday's Ten (#1), the rise of literal "comfort zones" is a cause of concern, since we have made The Right Not To Be Offended™ (The "secret" 28th Amendment to the Constitution, apparently) higher than anything else, including freedom of expression, association, and religion. 

Once again, the story demonstrates that feminism has become a morally empty and bankrupt movement. There are real problems around the world that involve women being enslaved and deprived of (actual) rights in, say, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Syria, China. But no, these precious snowflake college students are more concerned with...a commercial billboard. I found it to be funny. 

I guess that means I just want women to be oppressed and stay in the kitchen and cook me a meal. 

Oh, the sweet, sweet irony!


David Ortiz may be tested more than any player in baseball (a debatable proposition in itself), but that doesn't mean he is worthy of a spot in Cooperstown. He has the classic high peak (4-5 great seasons), but then settles to being merely good. Throw in the inconsistency at times and you end with, at best, a borderline Hall of Famer. I'm not going to go down the DH road, because I have argued many times than Edgar Martinez should be in the Hall of Fame. I don't regard postseason performance as a "clincher," mostly due to the fact that a player can get hot or cold at the right time. Mike Schmidt won the MVP in the 1980 World Series, and then went 1-20 in the 1983 World Series. His body of work spoke for itself. David Ortiz is a very good hitter, but not a transcendentally great hitter (like E. Martinez). He should be on the outside looking in within 6-7 years.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/26/15 (Guest Edition)

Today's Ten is presented by my own beloved wife, who is the expert in our home about things such as saints and the Old Testament. Today, she is writing about ten female saints in the Church about which are worth knowing even just a little bit. Enjoy and be informed! -- J.L.

Let’s face it, there are a whole lot of Saints in the Catholic Church and it is nearly impossible to know something about every one of them. Since it is March and Women in History Month, I thought I would give you a list of 10 women Saints that you may not know anything about, but you should!


Have you heard about St. Josephine? Probably not. I didn't know much about her until I started working at a school in SE Washington, DC where I learned a lot about her. Born in Africa, she was sold into slavery as a child. In fact, Josephine Bakhita is not even her given name. All the horror that she experienced as a child made her forget her birth name. Josephine was given to her later. She showed great humility, sweetness and always wore a smile despite all the hardships in her life. Definitely worth reading further!


Does this saint ring a bell? Probably not off the top of your head. She is also known as St. Edith Stein. St. Edith Stein was born into a Jewish family in Poland. She excelled as a student, and is probably one of the more educated saints of the late 18th/19th centuries. She became Catholic in 1922, and joined a Carmelite order. St. Edith Stein took the name of Teresa Benedicta of the Cross from St. Teresa of Avila. She was moved to the Netherlands for her safety, but unfortunately, due to her staunch defense of Catholic morality and the fact that she was Jewish by birth, she and her sister were taken to a concentration camp at Auschwitz, and later died in the gas chambers. She is admired for her faith and courage.


St. Teresa of Avila has a distinction that not many other saints, let alone women saints, have. She is one of the few Doctors of the Church. St. Teresa joined the Carmelite order because she felt like it was a place that could keep her from sinning, not necessarily out of holiness. She was known for her mysticism , and great prayer life which led to states of ecstasy and raised her from the ground. A lot of people felt that it was the devil in which she was communicating with, and not Christ. She also wanted to reform the Carmelite order, to go back to a simple life of prayer and poverty, but many railed against this. She eventually founded the Discalced Carmelites (Discalced means no shoes). What’s not to love about St. Teresa of Avila? She was a simple woman, who grew to love Christ so much, and at the same time, through her love started change.


St. Bernadette was a poor servant girl who was bestowed with a miracle! What’s cooler than that?! The Virgin Mary (later the title Our Lady of Lourdes was given to her) appeared to her in Lourdes on several different occasions. If that wasn’t enough, after her body was exhumed, it was discovered that St. Bernadette was an incorruptible.


St. Katharine is truly an American saint. She was born to a wealthy Philadelphia family. She started helping the unfortunate at an early age. One of her interests were the treatment of the Native Americans. She founded the Sisters of the Blessed Sacrament in order to fulfill her dream.


I’m sure you have no idea who St. Gianna Beretta Molla is, and as of a few years ago, I had no idea, either. St. Gianna was a normal, hardworking woman. She was a doctor who helped serve those who needed it, she was a wife, and a mother. During her second pregnancy, she developed a mysterious pain, which later, was determined to be a tumor. They were able to remove the tumor, but could not perform the necessary hysterectomy because of the pregnancy. When it was close to her due date, she stated, “If you must decided between me and the child, do not hesitate: choose the child - I insist on it. Save him”. She died the following week. She fought hard to continue her pregnancy despite what the doctors insisted that she do. She knew and valued human life even at the cost of her own.


Most people have an idea of who St. Maria Goretti is. She is perhaps one of the younger people to be named a saint. St. Maria was a holy and pious young Catholic who lived with her mother, younger siblings and a few family friends. One day, a young man tried to rape St. Maria and she refused, he stabbed her several times for refusing and then ran away. St. Maria was rushed to the hospital, where she suffered awhile longer but forgave the man who stabbed her. She later appeared to him in a dream. After the man’s imprisonment, he asked St. Maria’s mother for forgiveness, and attended her canonization mass. St. Maria is a young woman who knew the value of human dignity, morals and forgiveness.


St.Therese (Therese Martin) is perhaps one of my most favorite saints ever. Her titles also include St. Therese of the Child Jesus and of the Holy Face (lesser known title), St. Therese the Little Flower. She is another younger saint, that followed God’s calling. Most of her sisters entered into the local French Carmelite order (save for one who bounced around in different religious orders until she later found a home at the same one her other sisters were at), St. Therese knew she was destine to enter the Carmelites. She begged, she prayed, and she begged some more until the Pope finally interceded for her, and allowed her to enter the order at a young age. It was in the Carmelite convent that she discovered her Little Way, in which she would do little things for Jesus because she couldn't manage the big things (she had always wanted to be a Martyr). St. Therese’ life and reflections (The Story of a Soul) is an amazing record of such courage, and faith. The other awesome thing about St. Therese? Her parents, Louis and Zelie Martin, are set to become the first couple canonized!


St. Catherine is another saint that pretty significant because the Virgin Mary appeared to her three different times, telling her what her mission would be, that she would have lots of suffering, and finally showed her what would later become the Miraculous Medal (medal of the Immaculate Conception). St. Catherine is also pretty awesome because she, too, has an incorruptible body.


St. Joan of Arc was an amazing young woman who, listened to God, and helped her country. She stood up to those who looked down upon her, but at the same time, holding on to her faith. She was tricked into making false statements, but refused to retract statements that she made about the saints that were talking to her. She was condemned as a heretic, and burned at the stake. Her last words were said to have been calling out to God.

Finally, I wanted to give special attention to the Blessed Virgin Mary. We, as Catholics, believe that she is the Mother of Christ. While she is a Saint, we hold her a little higher in our esteem as the Mother of God.

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/25/15

Happy Feast of the Annunciation! The most important "yes" in the history of mankind is commemorated today with Mary's fiat to the angel Gabriel. I went to Mass as well, and celebrated by retreated with the sophomore class. Anyway, back to the normal order (or odor, if you prefer) of things with today's Ten. -- J.L.

1. Flip Sides of the Same Coin

We live in a world of feelings, emotivism, and victimization. The subjective reigns supreme, and while the two stories seem to be unrelated, they both come from the same tree. The idea of literal "comfort zones" is completely unheard of in my book. I live in a world where, despite the opinions you see and read here, isn't particularly favorable to said personal opinions. That being said, I am not going to avoid people and places just because I might read or hear an opinion different than mine. That's life. Because if it were the case, I'd never spend any time in the presence of most of my own family. 


I went to Starbucks on Friday and ordered a Dark Roast Venti. And didn't hear a peep about the "Race Together" thing, despite being the only white person in sight. Businesses succeed when they sell a product that people want to consume or use. I don't wish to consume White Guilt. It's not something that most of the world would like to have. Not even the "baristas."


John Boehner is walking a thin line if he wants to keep using Democratic votes to maintain power, which goes to show that the Republican agenda is nothing more than "we can run Leviathan better than the Democrats." It's nothing but a slightly slower turn of the ratchet.


Yes, I'm going to be "controversial" here. The Democratic senators filibustered a human trafficking bill because the right to murder children in the womb (ahem, the right to "choose"...I got ahead of myself) is more important to them than making sure women and children are not passed around for the purposes of prostitution. Seriously, as distasteful as I find the Republican leadership, they ought to be on TV every day reminding the public (I refuse to use that ugly and patronizing term "the American People") exactly what the headline for this point is. Of course they won't do so; invitations to cocktail parties might be withdrawn.


It seems to me that Mrs. Bill Clinton may end up surviving all this e-mail scandals and taking foreign money. I thought Martin O'Taxman had a real shot of making it a race, but that entirely depended upon the Clinton machine being taken out of commission for scrap iron. Stay tuned, and get the popcorn ready.


Net Neutrality is going to be challenged in court. It isn't going to mean anything for us, ultimately. Once our bills go up, they will stay up. Instead of taxes, it will just be higher fees. I think the courts will split the decision in some way. For example, it will be partially regulated to allow for municipal internet to "compete" while allowing for ISPs to charge more for higher speeds (as it should be allowed to).


The Affordable Care Act is now old enough to go to Kindergarten. Upon signing in March, 2010 I made a series of predictions, many of which have come to pass, except for the fact that the Individual Mandate was not struck down. Yet. There's still time. 


I find the funniest part about the whole "zOMG Israel spiiiiieeeed on us!!!!" flap is not about the spying, per se, but rather that they shared the gleaned information with the real enemy of the administration: the Republicans in Congress. I know they can't be complaining about the spying itself, because Angela Merkel will be on the line ready for rebuttal.


Just wait until President Cruz denies funding to states that have abortion on demand. The howls will be heard all the way to the Mountain of Moloch. Unintended consequences, people. Just as the most dangerous words of the ACA are "as the Secretary [of the HHS] shall determine." I hope that someone like Rick Santorum gets to be the HHS Secretary, just for entertainment's sake, so the authors of the ACA can contort themselves into pretzels attempting to say that the above clause means something different than the plain language of the text. You know, like "exchange established by the state."


The NFL finally decided that TV was actually more important than butts in the seats. Now if only they'd get rid of the stupid territorial rules...

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/24/15

I'm back today. Thanks again to Nick for taking on the reins here at Lattanzi Land for yesterday's Ten. Being a cultural or non-current events day, I felt like covering ten video games I obsessed over as a kid. These came from different consoles, and in some cases, franchises will be treated as one...you'll see what I mean! -- J.L.

1. Super Mario Brothers (1-3) - NES

The original Super Mario Brothers was the first game I learned how to play well. I did so going across the street to watch my friend David play it when I was living as a kid in New Jersey. It's still to the point where I can beat it in ten minutes (with Warp Zones, of course) without dying a single time. World 8-3 is by far the hardest one, but if you can get through 8-2 with your firepower in tact, 8-3 is a breeze.

SMB 2 is Mario on drugs. I know they complained that the original SMB 2 (now known as "The Lost Levels") was too hard, but using Doki Doki Panic as the prototype just makes it the red-headed stepchild of the entire series. SMB 3 is the most comprehensive, but it also takes the longest to play (and thus beat). I can say I have only beat Mario 3 about a dozen times in my life. Nevertheless it is an absolutely amazing set of games that still are worth playing, even if you have to spend time blowing in the cartridges.


2. Bases Loaded - NES

RBI Baseball for the NES was fun, and I loved playing it because Mike Schmidt was on the National League All-Star team, but Bases Loaded was the game I enjoyed the most for long-term game play. If you wanted offense, you always had to be Jersey; if you wanted pitching, Hawaii or Philly it was. It was tough not to be Jersey with the player named "Paste" whose stat line lived up to the name: .467 average and 60 homers. The constant music could be annoying at times, but anyone who played it frequently could probably still hum it without missing a beat.

3. Contra - NES

If you grew up in the 80's and didn't know the Konami Code, you either were a kid who wasn't allowed to play video games/watch TV/read Nintendo Power, or you lived under a rock. The one thing I still can't do is beat Contra from start to finish on just three lives. Thirty, on the other hand, is generally sufficient. The most annoying feature is being able to steal a life from the other player in two-player mode.

4. Tecmo Super Bowl - NES

How awesome was it to play an actual NFL schedule with real teams and real players (like "QB Eagles")? One thing that people forget about the older games is that with the increasing realism of the various genres (whether sports, platform, or role-playing), the amount of time needed to play has also increased exponentially. For a game like this, a sixteen game NFL season (plus playoffs) could be played in roughly 7-8 hours total. I can't see Madden or MLB: The Show seasons being played in that short a time, unless there is massive amounts of simulation.

5. Sonic the Hedgehog - Sega Genesis

Even when I play it now, the colors really stand out. It's still a quality game and beating it isn't cheap, especially since truly beating it requires several Chaos Emeralds. Labyrinth Zone is still a difficult set of levels to beat, and the boss at the end of that zone is one of the most unique bosses out there in videogameland.

6. NBA Jam - Sega Genesis

A true icon. Anyone worth his weight can recall at least one catchphrase from this game. I remember the Big Lie of this game was that if you beat all 27 NBA teams, you unlocked Michael Jordan. On my end, I always used either the Hornets (Grandmama Johnson and 'Zo Mourning) or the SuperSonics (Shawn Kemp and Detlef Schrempf). One of my most vivid gaming memories came as a result of losing to my brother...in triple overtime...on a court-length Hail Mary shot. I threw the controller hard and I nearly broke it. It is still the only time I ever lost to him in this game.

7. NBA Action '95 - Sega Genesis

In the heyday of Sega Sports, they made a good line of games such as World Series Baseball, Joe Montana/NFL Football, and NBA Action. The NBA game was a fairly realistic one (and by realistic, I mean I could score over 200 points in six minute quarters) and it was always fun to go 82-0 while winning by 140 points every game. What made the game extra fun was the canned reactions of a pre-recorded Marv Albert and a wide array of stats (don't laugh, this was HUGE in those days). You could even with Dana Barros playing on the Sixers (or Michael Adams playing on the Bullets).

8. NHL '95 and '97 - Sega Genesis

EA Sports ended up dominated the sports gaming environment by the mid-to-late 1990's. It's hockey offerings were probably second only to Madden in entertainment and repeatable gameplay. It didn't hurt that the Flyers were really good in those days, and especially in the 1995 edition, the wrap-around was essentially taking candy from babies. It wasn't as easy by 1997, but the one-timer was played up at that point. I would get pissed off if I allowed two goals in a game, winning only 10-2. 

9. John Madden Football (later Madden NFL Football) - Sega Genesis, PS, PS2

I have owned Madden incarnations from 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995, 1997, 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2006, and 2008. The early ones were fairly revolutionary in their own way - play calling, formations, and so forth. The mid-90's versions seemed to take a step back, but by 1997 and later, the game play truly was next-generation. In recent years, with NFL exclusivity, the product has slowed down a bit, as monopolies are wont to do. That being said, I can't think of any franchise of games that has matched the longevity and the cultural influence of Madden, not even Super Mario Brothers, or Sonic the Hedgehog. Thank God the recent versions don't have Madden's absolutely horrendously trite commentary:

He knew where he had to go, and he got there.

REALLY DEEP INSIGHT, YOU GUYS!



10. PGA Tour Golf 2 and European Tour - Sega Genesis

My uncle actually owned the former before I had it, and it was my introduction to golf in general. EA's golf games were pretty good simulations of what the pros had to do, even including grids in reading the greens. Dustin still owes me a million dollars for a shot I hit at Scottsdale from 145 yards out. 

I WANT MY MONEY! (Whenever you can get it to me is juuuuust fine!

Monday, March 23, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/23/15 (Guest Edition)

I am still in recovery, and so here's Nick and his guest commentary on the news and views from the weekend for today's Ten! -- J.L.

Nothing to fear, Nick is here!  Welcome to my latest guest post in Lattanzi Land!  This time I’ll do my best to mimic the scathing commentary you are used to reading from the Tonz with a few news items I have found over the last few days. 


OK, I’m just going to put it out there. I’m a Republican, but there are so many levels to these stories (New England is just weird) when really there doesn't have to be. I did a lesson once a few years ago when I had my students write letters to Senators Cardin and Mikulski on Chesapeake Bay issues.  Mikulski couldn't be bothered, but Cardin at least took the time to write back a nice note thanking the kids for getting involved in civic issues. 

Things like kids writing bills proposing state birds and mottoes are completely harmless, and yes, partisan games (like comparing the talons of a bird to Planned Parenthood) are completely nuts. Likewise, the reaction to the reaction is just as strange.  Chill out, people!  This is I think just a microcosm of the bigger issue when the POTUS, who was supposed to be a uniter, has been anything but. Republicans get raked over the coals, but when Democrats raise their voice and complain it’s righteous. The double standard is disgusting (preach it, Hillary!). 


Major League Baseball has completely eliminated paper All Star ballots at the ballpark in favor of 100% online balloting.  I for one enjoyed being able to punch out hanging chads on those ballpark ballots for the All Star Game, but I think Major League Baseball has this all wrong.  I thought they would want to encourage people to get to the stadium, not discourage it.  All this does is give people another excuse not to come…and to stuff the virtual ballot box. 


How much of a schmuck do you have to be to take somebody’s handicapped parking space illegally, find a note politely asking them not to do it again lest you get towed, and respond back with filth like this?  Seriously, sometimes I just don’t understand people. 


Any time you bring up race issues, especially for somebody like me, you’re walking over the proverbial set of hot coals (but aren't we supposed to be having a “conversation” about it?  I digress…). Stephen A. Smith is a windbag and I wish he could hear himself what he says sometimes.  ESPN has suspended him a time or two, but every now and then he says something that makes people think in a different way.  He wants all African-Americans to vote Republican just once, saying (rightly I might add) that the Democrats take them for granted, and the Republicans don’t care because they won’t get their vote anyway.  

My question in response is simple.  Why can’t individuals do their own research and vote based what they individually feel is in the best interest of the country?  Why does anybody have to vote as part of a “bloc?”  I sure don’t.  We are free to make our own decisions, not because a “bloc” of voters is going one way or another.


With the NCAA tournament already down to the Sweet 16, we once again have the annual debate as to what the NCAA really stands for: education and amateurism, or just making money for a lot of old guys with PhDs.  I've argued before on my blog that if amateurism isn't already dead, it's on life support, and the NCAA and IOC are largely to blame. Why else would college athletes want to form a players’ union?  Under the current structure, they ARE getting screwed, at least certain players in football and basketball.  If the NCAA really stands for the STUDENT-athlete, academics should be first and foremost, end of story. 

In my perfect world, there would be no age minimums in professional sports, but if a player DOES go to college by choice and play with an athletic scholarship, they HAVE to stay 4 years at minimum and make significant progress toward a degree (that is WHY you go to college after all isn't it?).  Any money made from athletic ventures (games, advertising, etc.) goes straight to supporting the STUDENT-athlete (be that in academics or other aspects of college life), not into NCAA coffers.  The “entertainment” value of the games quite frankly to me is secondary.  The NCAA Tournament is exciting enough regardless of the final scores. 


You know what’s creepy?  I made a reference to Double Dare in one of my classes the other day, and the kids had NO IDEA what I was talking about.  Granted, I have no idea what’s on Nickelodeon nowadays myself, but anybody my age certainly will have fond memories of the physical challenges, Sundae Slides, and of course the world famous One-Ton-Human-Hamster-Wheel™.  Marc Summers himself has said it would be really cool to do a “second generation” version of the show since the kids on that show now probably have kids of their own.  Heck, I’d lobby to be on it myself.  Old episodes are all over YouTube, including some of my favorites from the family version that used to be on Nick and Fox.  If kids today would watch this, they would realize that our childhoods weren’t all that bad.  Nickelodeon, are you listening?  


This is (seriously) creepy considering I was JUST in that very airport, in that very concourse 3 weeks ago.  Nowadays you just never know who’s got what and what they’re planning to do with it.  Always protect yourself.


By the time you read this this will probably already be official, but you know the Democrats are going to be locked and loaded to do everything they can to destroy Cruz in every way they can.  All he’s done all along is call the Democrats out for what they are and what their true motives are.  Personally, I like Scott Walker more than Ted Cruz for POTUS, but I would pull the lever for Cruz over anybody named Clinton in a heartbeat.


When Chris Borland decided to call it a career after just one season in pro football, it renewed discussion about the effects football and other contact sports have on people, and especially their brains.  I certainly applaud him for making an adult decision to take care of himself and his family, despite the promise of riches.  He understands that football is an inherently violent game and that playing it is a CHOICE (emphasis mine).  He has an education from the University of Wisconsin, and that will serve him far more for far much longer than the fleeting ability to tackle a ball carrier.


So apparently photos surfaced of Patrick Schwarzenegger (Arnold’s son) having a good old time in Cabo with his ex-girlfriend, much to Miley Cyrus’s chagrin.  Remind me why people should care about this again?

Friday, March 20, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/20/15

We're back with the Ten today...happy First Day of Spring, with Snow and 30-35 degree temperatures. Hopefully your day will be a little warmer as it moves along. Now we go on to the news and the views of the past 48 hours. -- J.L.

1. March Madness Might Make Me Mad

This is my bracket, playing along with my students...It. Is. Ass...Behold:


At least I didn't pick Harvard to make it to the Sweet 16...


Stephen A. Smith is much like Bill Maher: wrong an overwhelming amount of times, but on occasion will nail things on the head so hard it renders the subject unconscious. Politics and sports actually trend close together in certain tactics used to gain voters and fans in their respective areas.

The "base" in politics (or the die-hards in sports) is taken for granted as a vote, and as such you begin to see pandering to others who aren't a natural constituency to the party. In sports, the constant pandering is to the so-called "casual fan," who is the equivalent of the so-called "moderate" in politics. In reality, "casual fans" and "moderates" are a moving target that don't actually exist except as a way of making it appear that the party/sport isn't solely throwing fresh meat to the base/die-hards.

Smith's plan would have to be exercised over an entire four-year voting cycle to be effective: two presidential elections, a mid-term, and various local elections (including gubernatorial). The reason is that one single election can be written off as a fluke; a second one becomes a possible trend, and a third almost makes it habitual. Like I said, it will never happen, but would make for an interesting civics project.


I really like Dr. Carson. He's a self-made man, and has accomplished more than most of us can ever dream of, but listening to the interview with Hewitt just made me cringe. It reminded me of when a lot of scientists (Stephen Hawking, et al) try to become philosophers...they sound like complete and total morons. They ought to stick to their field of expertise. Ben Carson ought to be named the Surgeon General or even the head of the HHS in a possible future administration. To be at the top of the ticket would be horrendous as many in the media would not cover up flubs such as "57 states" if Carson made them. It's sad, but it's also true.


As Mrs. Bill Clinton's hopes keep fading with every new revelation and FOIA request being re-opened, the door keeps cracking open wider and wider for Martin O'Malley. Iowa is the next stop, although I really do with there'd be a bi-partisan effort to downgrade Iowa's standing as "first in the nation." It's nothing but a bunch of corn stalks and special interests dominating the caucuses. This is change behind which all Americans can get!


Or, the Curious Case of Kaus. God forbid someone be critical of Fox News! Now, I don't mean critical like Media Matters or The Daily Kos is critical of them, but an honest assessment of where they stand. To make a (modest) defense of the network, it isn't their job to "wage a feisty campaign" against amnesty. Tucker Carlson is an idiot for spiking the column as a sop to his (other) employer, but then again, we already knew he was an idiot.


The IRS has more power than any other agency. And that's a problem, especially since it isn't simply about revenue collection. They are also the commerce police and the speech police.


I have serious moral reservations about in-vitro fertilization (or IVF, if you prefer) due to the (nearly endless) possibilities of manipulating the conception process as well as the wanton destruction and discarding of the "undesirables." The (unspoken) premise of IVF is that children are a commodity to be molded in the image and likeness of his parents, whether a traditional couple or a same-sex couple. In other words, environment is no longer enough to be a standard of raising someone; heredity (and thus, ego) become a determining factor as well.


Anyone who had paid any attention to all the events in Ferguson for the past 7+ months knew the whole "hands up, don't shoot" mantra never happened. But the nature of demagoguery demands that we not let facts get in the way of the narrative. Thank God the Washington Post finally came around on this, whatever would we do without their "fact-checking"? The whole fact-checking business is a notorious example of Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (i.e. who watches the watchers) and has become a substitute for lazy journalism.


The answer is thusly:
The problem is simple. None of these campus leaders singles out the content of the humanities as the focus. Only President Reilly mentions a name, George Bernard Shaw, and he rightly ridicules the infusion of “contemporary popular culture” in the Western canon. But as his final quotation shows, that emphasis gives way to what the other three presidents highlight: the cognitive benefits of humanistic study.
We have fetishized "critical thinking" as an end unto itself, rather than the means it is meant to be in discerning the meaning, truth, and beauty of what we call "the humanities": history, art, literature, philosophy, and theology. If the humanities are nothing but a training tool in "critical thinking," then there are sure more cost-effective ways to instill analytical mindsets into people. No one is going to spend $200,000 getting a college degree in women's/gender/white privilege studies if the only goal is to talk about how to think critically. In fact, those aforementioned "studies" do more to formulate a hive mind than anything else. If you doubt me, look at how well "received" feminists like Christina Hoff Summers and Camille Paglia are among those who teach these humanities in most universities.

The university demands conformity, and the humanities are about diversity...of thought, which is the diversity that ought to matter in an institution of learning and thinking.


Mrs. Bill Clinton is talking about "Fun deficits" now, whatever the hell that means. It's pretty pathetic that it even has to be couched in cold bureaucratic terms. All I can think of with this sort of thing is "mandatory fun" I had to partake of when my youth group would go to the beach every June. "Mandatory fun" is one of those delightful oxymorons like "civil war" and "working vacation."

No, thank you.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

Reflection on St. Joseph and Fatherhood

Today is the Solemnity of St. Joseph, and instead of doing a Ten, I figured I would write about something that was a little closer to the heart - a saint that has come to mean a great deal to me personally, as well as what it means to be a father. The two (at least in my mind) are greatly interconnected. The Ten will resume tomorrow. -- J.L.

Growing up in a Catholic family and in a Catholic environment, St. Joseph was always an afterthought. Yeah, he was Mary’s husband and Jesus’ earthly (or foster) father, as I had been taught, as well as the third person of the Holy Family. And every Catholic school kid remembers putting “J.M.J.” at the top of each paper, but there was no doubt which “J” stood for “Joseph.”

Getting into theology as a course of study, I began to look a little closer at St. Joseph and what he was entrusted to do: model himself as a sacrifice for the greater good of the Holy Family. Everything was geared around raising the Son of God in the flesh and being the provider for him and his Most Blessed Mother. He exhibited much fear with discovering Mary’s pregnancy, but he eventually overcame that. The undertaking of the great responsibility came at the expense of his own pursuits and desires, and provides for us a model of doing for those who are at their most helpless, a point Jesus made toward the end of his public ministry (Matthew 25).

I’m sure that some Catholics look at Joseph as a good (or even great) man for some of the reasons above. I’m also sure that for most, their experience regarding him is limited to the Christmas play and the Nativity scenes under the tree. For much of my life, that was me as well.

And then she happened…

One Day Old
“She” being our beloved daughter, Gabriella, whom we adopted in 2012. A long-standing prayer was answered, we finally had our child, and much of the pain and bitterness of many years subsided (although, believe me, we are never going to forget it). We couldn't have adopted her without the love, prayers, and support of so many friends and family members. She’s almost three now, growing like a weed, and always has a mouthful to say. Quite frankly, life is much better with her, warts and all, than it ever would have been without her.

So, the question becomes: what does that have to do with St. Joseph?

The answer lies in my affinity for the great (and silent) saint; he, too, adopted a Child, and made Him his own son. Joseph raised Jesus as if He were his own flesh and blood, taught him and helped formulate the man he would become. Gabbie is not our flesh and blood, but she was an angel delivered unto us (part of the rationale for her name). From Day One through the present, we have proudly watched her grow while we eat together, laugh, play, get frustrated, watch TV, and pray together (yes, we even have a routine for the praying).

On the Road At One Year Old!
People tell me how lucky she is that she has us for parents. That’s not entirely true: we are the lucky ones. Or more to the point (as my grandmother reminded me on the phone last week), we are blessed to have her. I don’t know what the future holds or whether there will be any other children, but there is no doubt that if she is the only one, she is truly a blessing from above.

St. Joseph had the most difficult task of all time: being the most (by far) inferior member of the Holy Family. He had a perfect wife and a perfect Son, and it was his responsibility to lead, protect, and provide. Whenever I am getting frustrated in my own failings as the man of the family, I look to what he had to do and the circumstances in which he was and remind myself that whatever my issues are, they can’t possibly be that difficult to overcome. Every father should look to St. Joseph as a model of dedication and paternal love, but as an adoptive father, I particularly identify with him in ways that most other men do not.

(Pretend) Driving Daddy's Car
As cool as Father’s Day in June is, I regard March 19th as the real Father’s Day, and in some countries (such as Italy, Spain, and Portugal), it is Father’s Day. Its proximity to the Feast of the Annunciation (March 25) also makes for a nice bonding and combination between Father and Mother while reminding us of the greatest model of all in the realm of the domicile: The Holy Family.

St. Joseph is a hero, a model, and an inspiration of what I can be, and what I should strive to be, especially as a dad. I only hope that I can achieve even a modicum of what he demonstrated in his faithfulness to God and Family.

Holy Mary, Mother of God, Pray For Us.

St. Joseph, Pray For Us.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/18/15

It's the post-St. Patrick's Day hangover, if you had one. Otherwise, it is the day before the Solemnity of St. Joseph, the real feast of this week. Today is the usual mid-week smorgasbord of the interesting, the infuriating, and the intriguing. -- J.L.


For all the whining that has been done recently about the letter 47 Republican Senators "sent" (and by "sent," we mean "posted on Senator Cotton's official website, but let's not allow facts to get in the way) to the apocalyptic mullahs of Iran, the media didn't seem to keen on calling all kinds of efforts undertaken by American groups (with a blind eye turned by the White House) to unseat Benjamin Netanyahu as the Prime Minister of Israel "meddling." 

Good for Mr. Netanyahu, he's an individual who clearly has great love for his country and wants to ensure its survival. One cannot ensure survival by cutting deals with entities that would send a whole army of suicide bombers to his cities and fire rockets nonstop from the "comfort" of "humanitarian" zones such as schools and hospitals. The double standard against Israel has always been infuriating and I can't help but think it is motivated not by concern for the Arabs there, but by pure and simple judenhaas (look it up if you don't know what that is).


Ok, let's try to remember a logical part of argumentation:

Consensus is not scientific.

Consensus is a general agreement of opinion. By definition, then it cannot be scientific. If 97% (which meant 75 of 77 respondents in a survey thought global warming was a problem) think global warming/climate change/manmade climate disruption/whatever they're calling it at 4 PM today is a problem, then what we have is pure circular reasoning. It's no wonder that data has to be manipulated, because then whole thing is nothing but solutions (higher taxes, more state control, more control of population) in search of a problem. 

I've said numerous times, I am an agnostic on the actual science of the changing climate, but if it makes me a "denier" (love that demagogic term!) that I believe it to be arrogance of the highest order to think man can be the cause or the solution to such cyclical issues, then so be it. If people believe than human beings are the problem and we need population control...lead by example. 


Because most Americans will identify by their political loyalty before they do their religious one. As one who considers the Democratic Party to be sick and the Republican Party to be useless (and dumb), I'm not usually a voter that either party will cater to. However, as much as the author (and Salon in general) is wetting herself, most of the outcome truly depends on the candidate, rather than the party, unless you are of a certain age. 

Yes, abortion is the gravest moral evil of our time, and yes the ACA is a horrendous overreach that violates every principle of religious liberty out there, but the voters tend to look at the candidates as being close to them, or as a reaction against something they don't like, and while this article is meant to be some kind of clarion call (maybe?), it's still going to come down to who is running.


I'm so glad that Great Britain is our major forebear of free speech and expression! Oh wait, the kid sent a "racist" (that word again!) tweet? I'm so glad we don't have that kind of problem here.


Outcast the individual, make it clear that it is a socially unacceptable behavior, make it clear that people are more than their pigmentation, but really...arresting people...and a minor, to boot. Like I said, I am so glad that sort of thing never happens here.


When I go to Starbucks (rare as it is), I want my coffee, and I want to be left alone. I pay for it (or use my gift card - I've never actually spent my own money on overpriced coffee in my life!) and then I go mix the cocktail of Splenda and half and half. I have no interest in talking to an aspiring poet/women's studies major/actor a "barista" about the ills of the world. None. I just want my coffee, especially since it is 7 AM and I am not completely awake. 



This has a local angle - Hyattsville (where I work) and Takoma Park (couple towns over) have started allowing 16 year old kids (yes, they are kids) to vote in municipal elections. I teach many 16 year old students, and let's just say that while there are a few who would take the time to appreciate the various civic issues, most would not. Hell, there are many adults (many of whom who have some formal higher education) who go into a booth and pull the lever for the letter, whether D or R, rather than looking at the issues.


I'm sure the NSA will know soon enough how much water I use when I stay at the hotel in Ohio when we visit my in-laws. I'm so glad they are interested in what I use. Oh, it's about environment, you say? Then why are we not investing in more treatment plants for waste water rather than invading our personal habits?

Because the environmentalist agenda is about controlling people. It is only secondarily (or even a tertiary concern) about the actual environment. 


I find it amusing that the head of the Secret Service says the best way to avoid incidents like drunk driving into fences is to build a replica training White House...

...in Beltsville!

I really would love to know where they would put this. In the USDA area off Powder Mill Road? Or by the library off Route 1? Come on New York Times...find out for us!


On February 27th, I wrote the following:

"Net Neutrality" was passed in an FCC vote of 3-2. This is even more oligarchical than the Supreme Court, which at least has public oral arguments. The reclassification of the internet to a public utility under Title II of the Communications Act of 1934 is only going to benefit a few:


1) Those who play ball with whomever is in charge
2) Civic ISPs who can undercut commercial ISPs by forcing the latter to pay for them. Of course, by "the latter", it will come in the form of a) higher costs of the service and b) taxes on the bill, just as we have on our phone bills.
Ajit Pai, one of the FCC Commissioners who opposed the re-classification of the internet under Title II, said the following yesterday:
"They're going to be a number of different effects over the coming months and years … Most immediately what is going to happen is that the FCC has now explicitly opened the door to an increase in the tax that is going to be placed on broadband. I would imagine in the next month or two we're going to see for the first time taxes placed on broadband bills. Your bill is going to go up. In the longer term, some of the more incidental effects are going to be a reduction to the amount of competition."
If it is treated like a phone company, we will pay for it like a phone company, including a worsening of already pretty crappy service. 


Ok, I'm not really that excited about the possibility of  the Eagles signing Tim Tebow, and I am definitely in the minority when I say that I believe Tebow can have moderate success if (a BIG if) he is used properly. The Jets failed at this because it was as plain as day that when he came in he was going to run a quarterback draw. He needs to be lined up in different spots, with a possibility of a dual threat - option passes, throwback passes, as a blocker, a runner, a receiver, a tight end, wherever he can be placed. Chip Kelly may be the guy who can figure this out (or not). So we shall see. 


A world run by women would be just as dangerous a place as it is with men running it; it would just show up in a different way. Power, envy, avarice, and wrath are universal to human beings regardless of sex; they just manifest themselves in different fashions. The question is, do you prefer it up front or in a more insidious way? Either way, we all die. 

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

The Lattanzi Ten - 3/17/15

Happy St. Mick's Patrick's Day, but no, I am not going to do a Patrick-themed Ten, nor an Irish-themed one. Instead, I am sticking to a sports-related posting. Tonight's Ten consists of ten things in sports that I would love to see changed (or change if I were the ruler of the world). Some might be considered common sense; others, no doubt, will be...controversial. Ah well, such is the nature of blogging. -- J.L.

1. The Elimination of the Designated Hitter

Baseball was meant to be played with nine positions and nine spots in the batting order corresponding to said positions. A couple of weeks ago, I mentioned that the elephant in the room of the rule changes to allegedly speed up the game has to do with American League pitching changes. The changes happen because there is no need to worry about pinch-hitting and such. The parade of pitchers do more to slow down the game than any issue of hitters stepping out of the box and adjusting their hat/gloves/cups.

The solution is to play the game the way it is meant to be played: with pitchers hitting. If Rob Manfred is serious about speeding up the game, eliminate the DH. It is a travesty, and is nothing but an attempt to be an artificial piggy bank. My fear, of course, in this day of offensive "suppresion" (in other words, regressing to the mean rather than like the juiced 90's) is that MLB will force the National League to adopt artificial rules like the junior circuit.

2. Contraction in MLB

MLB is a bit unwieldy; there are too many teams in places that shouldn't have them. I detailed my fantasy with regard to that here (which also includes thoughts about the DH), and part of what motivates my thinking on this subject is that the game is diluted. Part of why we are seeing some of the issues lately in baseball is that the talent is stretched too thinly. The plan linked describes which teams ought to be eliminated (and that includes the Nationals!) and how they ought to re-align the divisions, along with the implications for the schedule and the postseason. A man can dream, right?

3. Laser Strike Zones

For all the talk about instant replay in baseball and what can and cannot be reviewed, the most fundamental aspect of officiating is essentially...a judgment call. And yes, many calls are of that nature in sports, but how many other sports have their players prepare for games by studying the umpires? The strike zone is an objective area, after all. The following is from the 1988 edition of the MLB rulebook:
"The Strike Zone is that area over home plate the upper limit of which is a horizontal line at the midpoint between the top of the shoulders and the top of the uniform pants, and the lower level is a line at the top of the knees. The Strike Zone shall be determined from the batter's stance as the batter is prepared to swing at a pitched ball."
The width is static, and the height changes based on the height of the hitter, so why can't we have rigged laser readers that adjust for height? Honestly, if we can program a video game to do so, and we have the Gameday feature on MLB.com that shows the path of the ball, then I have no idea why they can't do this. The umpires won't be out of jobs; home plate still needs one to judge foul balls and tips and plays there. It would merely take the judgment out of the most common element of the sport.

4. A Minor League for the NFL

This will never happen, because the NFL has a continued vested interest in promoting college football as the de facto minor league. I'm not the first to bring this up, but the NFL could (and should) use a developmental feeder league that is dedicated to all of the student athletes who have no interest whatsoever in wasting their scholarship money at [fill in the blank] factory. The wildcard in this, of course, is the NCAA, which would then have to compete with said minor league. Too much money to be made, but remember, it's always in the best interests of our wonderful and amazing college student-athletes!

5. The Moving of the Two-Point Conversion To the One Yard Line

Currently, the two-point conversion is at the two yard line and the extra point is at the three, although I notice it seemed to creeped up to the two lately. Much like #7 below, this is about percentages. The odds of picking up the two pointer increase exponentially when it is only from a yard out. Instead of stupid gimmicky nonsense such as 35 yard extra points or narrowing the goalposts to Arena-width, just put the option of going for two from the one-yard line. At least put the enticement there. If a team is successful even 51% of the time going for two, they will score more points than with a 100% kicking rate. 

6. A True College Football Playoff

This is a simple concept - every conference in Division 1-A (or whatever they are calling themselves now) has an auto-bid and however many spots there are left to fill until there are 16 teams (or 18) can be filled via using a BCS-like formula for non-conference winners. First round games can be played at home stadiums, and then they move on to neutral sites, utilizing the names and sponsorships of bowls along the way. I saw the generally positive momentum of this past year's "playoff" and think a full four-round playoff system would generate a hell of a lot more interest and intrigue than what we just witnessed with Ohio State. 

7. The (Considered) Elimination of the Three Point Line

The NBA has undergone a little bit of a renaissance lately, but that may not be long for this world. A big problem over the past couple of decades is that very few fundamental shooters are left; there are too many people chucking up shots, and the three-pointer is part of that issue. As above, this is a percentage issue.  Consider the following: a team takes eighty shots in a game, forty from inside the arc and forty outside. If they shoot 35% outside, that makes them 14-40. If they shoot 50% inside, that makes them 20-40, and so they still get more points (42) outside than inside (40). Eliminating the three would force better shot selection because it wouldn't pay to hover 20-25 feet away setting up for one extra point. This one is more of a thought experiment than anything else.

8. The NCAA Basketball Tournament Expanded to 128 Teams

My thought it, the infrastructure is already in place for one extra round of games (witness the "First Four" occurring on Tru-TV currently), so why not just begin the tournament on Tuesday and expand the field? This is all about gambling anyway, so it would give more people the opportunity to blow their money and skip work watching 492 games simultaneously on 78 TV's and tablets. But you want to know the real reason why they don't expand the field?

128 teams can't fit on a single sheet of paper. 

9. The Elimination of the Five-Second Hand Count

When the NCAA went to a shot clock in the 80's, it was 45 seconds, so keeping the five-second hand count made some sense. Now that it's 35 seconds and there is talk of shortening it again, it's time to get rid of the hand count. Ditto high school leagues that employ a shot clock (like the hometown WCAC). Pardon the semi-controversial comparison. The hand count is a lot like most labor unions: it had its place at one time and served a noble purpose, but now its obsolete and it's time to move on.

10. The Elimination of the WNBA


Bonus. The Elimination of Restrictor Plates in NASCAR

Quite frankly, I want to see high speeds. Risk is part of the deal, and cars and drivers are a lot safer now than they were nearly 30 years ago when they went to restrictor plates on superspeedways (i.e. Daytona and Talledega). The issue is that NASCAR wants it both ways at those tracks: high speeds and pack racing (cars drafting very closely to one another). Pick one, please, although because the France family is even tighter than the Colombos or Gambinos, I think there'd have to be a bleeding carburetor in Brian France's bed to get them to consider this. 

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